Somewhere out there, there's a Denver-area resident who, for the last year, has told a local news station about UFOs that fly over Denver every couple of weeks. I imagine this sort of thing happens often with news stations, and the calls are typically ignored. But after reviewing the (presumed crazy) man's videos, the KDVR action news team decided to film the Denver skies. You know, just to humor him.
The result? THE NEWS CREW SAW THE UFOS TOO.
So there you have it, INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF that aliens exist and are stealing our chickens or whatever. Also, the government denies seeing any UFOs, which of course is only MORE PROOF that it's real and they're covering it up. Also, Colorado voted to legalize marijuana.
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