On Monday, a girl named Emma Way was driving around a corner in Norwich, England, just as a bunch of cyclists came riding in the other direction on a 100-mile race.
Emma accidentally HIT one of the guys . . . 29-year-old Toby Hockley . . . and he went FLYING off his bike. Fortunately he wasn't badly hurt . . . but we're not sure Emma knew that, because she just SPED off without stopping.
But after she got home, Emma tweeted, quote, "Definitely knocked a cyclist off his bike earlier. I have right of way, he doesn't even pay road tax! Bloody cyclists."
Clearly, Emma didn't realize the POLICE are ALSO on Twitter. A few people forwarded her tweet to the Norwich Police, who tweeted her, quote, "We suggest you report it at a police station ASAP if not done already and then [message] us."
The police haven't said whether Emma has been arrested or charged yet.
If Emma hadn't tweeted about it, she probably would've gotten away with it. Toby HADN'T reported it because he didn't want his girlfriend to worry about him riding safely.
MIRANDA KERR accidentally flashed her breasts during a photo shoot. And thank whatever gods you worship that the intrusive paparazzi were there.
Most people could practice guitar for years and never be able to play a Van Halen song. But this is NOT one of those people. Here's a 14-year-old girl playing Van Halen's "Eruption", and she's absolutely SICK.
The Internet is obsessed with cats and stupid self-portraits . . . so it's about time someone combined them. The latest stupid online photo trend is called CAT BEARDING.
To take one, hold your cat up while he's looking straight up, and so his face is covering the bottom of YOUR face. It makes it look like the cat's mouth is your mouth . . . and the rest of the cat is your beard.